is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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