its not stalking. its research.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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