Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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