u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
false alarm, still single
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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