girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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