If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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