I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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