so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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