My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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