Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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