How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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