I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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