oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
