i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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