I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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