also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I believe in your delicious
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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