.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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