well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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