Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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