JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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