Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My balls are so social today.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.