Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction