Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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