Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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