that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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