its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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