Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent