This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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