i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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