Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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what?
penguin condom
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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