remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize