You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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