What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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