Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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