Already got asked if we're dating
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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