I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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