Sry I called you an 8
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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