the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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