after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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