That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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