I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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