I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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