new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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