I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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