Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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