Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm always down for nudity.
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