i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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