Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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