I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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