i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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