This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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