I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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