No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.