my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I told you penises don't tan
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?