he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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