so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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