Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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