I think I just saw someone hide a body.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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