So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
