i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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